Thursday, November 26, 2009
Kyunki Professor Bhi Kabhi Student Thi...
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
What do you think?
I just finished watching an episode from British series "Coupling". The episode revolved about the misery of a poor guy whose fiancée asked him for his opinion about which furniture to buy. The poor guy spent the entire week (of course he was extremely lucky to get a week) relentlessly trying to form his opinion about the few selections his fiancée had already made. But all he could do in a week is to form just one opinion about the furniture: men can’t have an opinion about sofas, cushions, curtains or ladies’ dresses.
This question “What do you think?” is not going to bother you only when you are buying furniture for your house. This is like one ubiquitous question when you are into a relationship. Fellas you know this situation.You and your partner are out for shopping. She is all lost into pool of dresses while you are wondering “Gosh I wish I could watch this football match at a pub with my friends. What would be the score by now? Its 30 minutes into the game. May be Manchester United is leading 1-0”
Just then the question comes and shakes your conscious into life. After a couple of hours of filtering & screening, two lucky garments made it to the final list just to get you into more trouble. “Which one is better?” Of course you have absolutely no clue which one to chose? You try to be politically smart by saying “Honey you look gorgeous in both of these. Why don’t you buy both??” What the hell!!! You just burnt a big hole in your pocket.
You just made the blunder of not carefully selecting your words. What if you say something like this “Honey I think this one would look much better on a slimmer figure”. You are screwed up big time.
Even if you are lucky one to give your opinion over just one dress, she will make it tough for you by maneuvering her tone in such way which suggests she think that designer designed this dress with me only in his mind. You simply can’t say that this dress is not pretty.
And by the way do you think that your opinion matters? Is she going to change her preference if you suggest that none of this is a good buy? You realize your mistake instantaneously and try to appease her by choosing the third one which in all probability will make you shell out even more bucks.
Moral of the story: Chose your words carefully before you pass on your judgment. Take your time to make your all your calculations. Oh by the way make sure the pause doesn’t seem to be eternal one. You have to be fast..really fast.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
What you got to share?
Masand's (a well known critic) review of the movie “Kaminey” said its “imaginative & original”. And the same day a spam on IP (intranet messenger we use to multicast the masala khabars) said “ITCOMM…plz download Kaminey…” And the very next day our beloved & dedicated ITCOMMERS made it available to the Zamorin. (Our shared server that offers us virtually everything that we need on our laptops.)
Apart from Microsoft windows, I can’t recall any software for which I had to pay to use it. I could have avoided that too if that wasn’t forced on to us as bundled OS with our laptop. After all why would I or anyone for that matter pay for something that can be got without shelling a single penny out of your pocket?
I also added the “Kaminey” to my movies collection and shared the same in my Zamorin account. After all I had to ensure that if somebody strays at my account, he/she says “the guy has shared some nice stuff…” Just like any other indicator, this unveils a lot of information about person’s likings or disliking. Apparently the one with collection of sad songs is a "Devdas". Even the size does matter. I’ll dig into a person’s collection for latest additions if I see his shared data counting to hundreds of Gigabytes. Strangely this seems to work even when we use our virtual identities such as “Neo” Or “Joker” or “Ripper” which itself can have N number of reasons why we do so. May be it’s an another gimmick to invite surfers. Don’t ask me why I chose “Abracadabra”. I have got my reasons to do that.
There has been ever going debate whether sharing & downloading data fr om peer to peer networks is stealing or not. A whopping 78% of respondents said they don’t think that they are stealing while they are downloading. I wasn’t one of the respondents otherwise this number would have further increased, increment being miniscule though. I am not going to put forward my point if it is stealing or not but one thing that I think worth mentioning is the impact on industry.
One obvious effect would be reduced sales of copyrighted materials. But a counter argument to this can be that since people anticipate file sharing, there can be increase in sales too. Say a group of teenagers buy a copy of latest videogame and share with each other later on. But the one industry that has been riding high on the wave due to piracy is portable music players industry & mobile phones. As the price for music plummeted, demand for portable players soared with Apple gaining the maximum out of it. Microsoft tried to come up with a portable player called Zune which used DRMs to put a check on piracy. You need to have –ve IQ to be unable to guess that it was a big flop.
May be there will be some technological advances to prevent the piracy, but I guess there will always be smarter people to find a loophole in that. As I finish this humble attempt of mine to express my thoughts, download status says that latest episode of Entourage has been downloaded. Time to say Adios!!
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Time for your puppies to get hi-tech
Thursday, July 23, 2009
The Chain ReaXion
9 AM classes are never cool. Apparently that’s the time we get into our “Zombie mode” (Of course I’m talking about MBA guys). Probably our body clocks are nicely tuned to Yankee clocks. My hummingbird attention span wasn’t helping me either. I wasn’t able to get even iota of stuff that was going in the class. But then there is one thing available 24 X 7 for your rescue: Get WIFIed. A glance at my homepage was enough to get me out of dormancy. Oh my apology I forgot to mention my homepage: Facebook. As expected I could see umpty number of ‘K’omrades logged into FB and home-page flooded by FB quizzes, comments & Vineet Saini’s ubiquitous “thumbs-up” & “ambivalent smiley :|”. The most recent fever being the “Mahabharata” on FB.
With every single page refresh, I could see new posts pouring in & every single blessed with witty comments. Some were busy in letting their creative writing skills ooze out in form of status messages while other were engrossed in showcasing their whimsicality in form of comments on others’ posts. I also jumped into the “word-war”. And why wouldn’t I? Make hay while the sun shines. Actually I reckon how could someone resist not being part of such a fun?
I see this as a “Chain Reaction”. Just a little spark and BOOM: it explodes through the entire network. It’s not only Facebook or some other social networking sites for that matter (This although does deserve a special mention; How else do you explain a 5 year old website with more than 250 million active users!!) . You can observe the same explosion in our daily lives as well. We love to go to cricket stadium just to be part of the Mexican wave or boo the opponent team’s player while we could have easily settled into our cosy beanbags and shouted our lungs out “Mom! Please make me a sandwich…extra cheese …”. One group mail or multicast on IP messenger and we rush to NC to shower our blessings on the birthday boy’s butts (pardon me for sounding offensive but the more courteous I wanted it to be, lesser fun it was).
People love to do things which everybody is doing. I guess that’s the human psychology. To some extent it would be justified to say that our acceptance quotient in the society is proportional to the number of chain reactions we are part of. Marketers have banked on such chain reactions for quite some time. Companies encourage the customers to write reviews and testimonials for the products on the websites. iPod has been like a highly contagious flu that everybody seems to be infected with. Google is no more a name for search engine; but more of a verb. Companies are using social networking sites to reach out to new customers. The number of companies using the automated advertising system run by Facebook has tripled over the last year with biggies like Coca-Cola & Starbucks being the some of the successful proponents of such strategies.
Enough of gyan for now. I’ve some 20 new posts to go through on Facebook. Adios…